New Year's Resolution

My person says I should make a New Year's Resolution. I wanted my resolution to be to keep caught up on the Hollywood gossip, watch every episode of Project Runway, and see how many tootsie rolls I could eat before I threw up. My person said no. She said I need to stop saying "freaking" before everything. She says it sounds too much like I'm trying to say some really bad words (hello, like I would say those). She suggests I expand my use of adjectives. I asked if fricking would be OK and she said "no same problem as before". I guess she was frustrated with me because a stupid thesaurus showed up in my bedroom (not my bedroom yet, I'm still in a freaking sleeping bag). So Giddy Fresh 365 day duration to you!
(by the way this is me dressed in my unhinged stupendous skating coat. It was bought from a grey market seller and the scarf was lovingly made by a wonderful lady from Canada (a totally different country!). Those Canadians sure know how to make a phenomenal scarf!)